Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news. Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and gently. “Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and bad news, which one would you like to hear first?” Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice, “what do I care? Just give me the bad news!” “Well dear,” said
Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to be taken off.” Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva, what’s the good news?” “The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers from you!”
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Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great
shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon
became clear to the Doctor that they were just pushing off the
inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid
to give him the bad news. Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife
of 40 years, hoping that she would know how to break the bad news to
him ever so slowly and gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
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OOPS?
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him
how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in
surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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Surgery Joke
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Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a
note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I
found another note on myself .”Anyone know where my cell phone
is????????”
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
Read more at:
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
Read more at:
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Bob was in a terrible
motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the
least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the
Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to
Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news.
Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that
she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and
gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
Read more at:
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Good News Bad News Joke
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Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great
shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon
became clear to the Doctor that they were just pushing off the
inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid
to give him the bad news. Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife
of 40 years, hoping that she would know how to break the bad news to
him ever so slowly and gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
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Good News Bad News Joke
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Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great
shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon
became clear to the Doctor that they were just pushing off the
inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid
to give him the bad news. Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife
of 40 years, hoping that she would know how to break the bad news to
him ever so slowly and gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
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Enjoy our collection of surgery jokes, after all that’s what they are
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Good News Bad News Joke
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Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great
shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon
became clear to the Doctor that they were just pushing off the
inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid
to give him the bad news. Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife
of 40 years, hoping that she would know how to break the bad news to
him ever so slowly and gently.
“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”
Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice,
“what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”
“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to
have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to
be taken off.”
Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva,
what’s the good news?”
“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in
here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers
from you!”
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still laughing :D :D :D
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